Thursday, October 15, 2015

Defying The Laws Of Homework

Today is a great day.
I have defied the laws of homework.
In math we had the (rather easy, ;D) homework of writing 4 division word problems that used fractions or decimals. This is what I wrote.

10 comments:

  1. If the bluejays met a giant blueberry trying to take over their city, and it is 3 yards away, how many times could it be hit with seeds if they could throw (or poop?) seeds as 10 miles per hour, assuming everyone's dead within 3 minutes?

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    1. Aha! This is a trick question! The answer is 0, because the bluejays aren't stupid. They aren't going to waste their seeds! They'd simply peck the giant blueberry's eyes out. Wait a second... does this particular mammoth fruit have eyes?

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    2. Brilliant! And yes, the blueberry has eyes. Also t Rex arms.

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    1. In my grade it's still just math.
      Well, I'm in PreAP math, but it's not algebra or calculus or anything like that.

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  3. I just saw a Kanani doll on Ebay for $160 Buy it now.
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/American-Girl-Retired-Kanani-Doll-Original-Dress-Panties-/331682648955?hash=item4d39d3937b:g:VUsAAOSwI-BWIALP
    - American Girl Doll Artist

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  4. Thank you so much, but I'm not allowed to buy dolls off of EBay. I got Ruthie off Amazon, and while she was "New I'm Box" her hair was a mess.

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    1. Oh, I'm sorry. :( I hope I didn't make you feel bad.
      - American Girl Doll Artist

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    2. Aww it's totally fine!!!! Thanks so much for telling me anyway, it was really thoughtful of you!

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    3. You're welcome. :)
      - American Girl Doll Artist

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